Well, I’ve been single for over a month now and have yet to hear from Johnny Depp OR Josh Groban. I don’t understand it. I couldn’t get them to leave me alone when I was with Mike. Perhaps they don’t yet know of our separation…
On a lighter note, my family and I have a wild bunny living in our yard. We have affectionately dubbed him Mr. Bun Bun. Just FYI.
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Piper, I, uh … don’t know how to tell you this, but uh … actually, Josh Groban and I have been having a little bit of a fling. Sorry. I really didn’t want you to find out this way.
Huh…well, that does explain why he hasn’t returned my calls. Surely Johnny still has feelings for me…(*sniffle*)
Johnny Depp… yum!
How did the club go the other week? Did you ever find anything to wear?